Michael Bay once again puts the ‘bro’ in Hasbro with this staggeringly incoherent Arthurian epic.
Russell Crowe’s surly survivalist fails to keep this Biblical blockbuster from Darren Aronofsky afloat.
Fernando Meirelles globetrotting ensemble drama is a contrived, bubble-wrapped portrait of the global village.
By James Smith
Just sit back and try to enjoy this story of an arrogant God and his hammer, and you probably won’t be disappointed.
By James King
Like many of Allen’s recent outings, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger feels surprisingly slapdash.